Joke Time: Why Trillanes packed-up.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRILLANES AND COMPANY PACKED UP

1) Not even his mother joined them
2) Oakwood had a better lobby
3) CNN was not there to cover it
4) The hotel had run out of ice cubes
5) The APC's were parked in the lobby and not the parking lot
6) Trillanes realized being teargassed was not part of his mandate as
senator.
7) Guingona thought it was an anti-erap, or pro-erap pardon rally,
whatever...
8. Surrender was better than the company of Father Robert Reyes.
9) Trillanes noticed people were crying not because of the tear gas but
because of him
10) Even GMA was beginning to look better the longer they stayed

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO VICTORIA COURT INSTEAD

1) They were only gonna stay for a 'short time' anyway
2) Bishop Labayen and Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard confessions
3) They could have wet the towels in the jacuzzi to combat tear gas
4) There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court. Only honeymoons.
5) It always has more people than Manila Pen
6) The APC won't know which garage to park
7) The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party.
8. ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering
the coup
9) 'What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court'
10) It's a good place to get screwed

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