Wednesday, April 11, 2007

I thought...

this day would end with no additional violence in the Philippines season of election. but lo and behold! another violence erupted late this morning.

around 1130am, six was hurt in a campaign rally shooting. Echeverri said he had just gotten off his SUV when someone shot his Ford Expedition. They later found a bullet hole at the rear end of the vehicle.

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lets have a break... stressful country isnt it? why not have another ice breaker... do you watch 24?

i have some lines for you...

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."

more here... 24 funny lines