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While undergoing surgery, below are 14 of the scary yet funny lines that you wouldn’t want to hear from the doctor's mouth!
1. What the heck is that!?
That phrase will surely put you into shock faster than anything else you’ve ever known!
2. Does this hurt? How about this? You’re kidding!? I just smashed it with a hammer!
You ask, what could be worst thing than feeling numb all over from the effects of anesthesia? It’s hitting you with a hammer and not feeling it!
3. Of course this is ethical.
Makes you ponder about mercy killing.
4. Has anyone seen my ring?
What could be worst than Mr. Bean dropping M&M’s inside the patients internal organs then finding and returning a bullet he removed?
5. Christ, better get out of the book!
Prayers do work. But this calls for an immediate action!
6. Wait a minute! That is not her gallbladder!?
Then, what the hell did you excavate?
7. Boy! I have not done this in a long, long time!
In basketball terms, substitute please!!!
8. We have to hurry; my flight will be in 30 minutes!
Then get the *toot* out of here!
9. I don’t understand- this didn’t happen in the video.
Don’t worry…I know what to do…I saw this on ER once…
10. See! It is rusted! That is why I hate operating here in this hospital.
Help! Save me from these rusty-murderers!
11. Yikes! Oh well, there is a first time for everything. Charge it to experience.
What!? And charge my credit card for that?
12. I had a bad feeling about this case. But good thing, the tarot card reader made me feel good.
Did she say if this operation would be successful??
13. Go ahead, it is alright to proceed. He’s asleep.
Uhmm, Doc, I can’t speak up but I can still hear you loud and clear!
14. We had been looking at your X-ray and we can’t figure out if it’s the left or the right.
Go back to nursery and have them teach you the song “I have two hands!”
I just hope that you won’t hear this from your doctors anytime soon or better yet, ever!
5 comments:
Actually the scariest words in the doctor's office are: "Since you haven't satisfied your deductible yet..."
I am getting ready to have surgery soon and I have been scared. I am so glad I found this post today. I needed this laugh, thanks allot!
@dan brantley,
lol! I will include that on my next list! :)
@Jodi,
Hey! hope everythings ok there.
I'll pray for your successful operation and recovery :)
"You know that you have an appointment in 4 hours time? Well I'd like to see you for an extended time, and absolutely as soon as possible."
That was at 0900 on Friday. 4 hours delay might have been too long....
"In my entire career specialising in this area, I've never seen blood test results like this before. I've searched the literature, and it appears no-one else has either."
That was on 20th May 2005. There were interesting results. Good ones, just... interesting.
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